I'm Jess, humor blog for the most part

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pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible

movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in

real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet

movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done

real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.

movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?

real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...

movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

blue-eyed-hanji:

thelifeofnachos:

These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

aww yissss

I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream

fukyouniall:

edgebug:

tricksterer:

my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’

no


instead

every few days i will tweet something he would totally say

but he will never remember tweeting it

slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane


victory

you are satan

you are god

(Source: officialcapecod)

Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.

My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.

slutsondemand:

katara:

rosaparking:

earthnation:

kohwala:

brb trapped in a republican bathroom

i just realized how annoying it is when white people make white people jokes

I was just gonna say that

I want to kill this entire website and all white boys

i want to kill everyone how about that